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99-Year-Old Volunteer Retires; Consumes Great-Granddaughter
The GTA section of the paper edition of The Star today featured a rather disturbing photo, and, above the photo, an even more gruesome description:
Pauline Nelson retires as a volunteer after putting in 29 years at Baycrest centre. Samantha, 3, gives a hand in celebrating her great-gran’s contribution and 99th birthday.
We’re shocked. Shame on The Star for condoning nonagenarian intrafamilial cannibalistic sacrifice, all for the sake of a birthday.