Streeter: someone's bound to say yes one of these days edition
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Streeter: someone’s bound to say yes one of these days edition

EXT. QUEEN STREET SIDEWALK. LATE MORNING. RAIN.
TORONTOIST walks purposefully West, STREETER ambles into her path.

STREETER: Excuse me Miss, I was wondering if you could help me?
TORONTOIST: Yes? (readies self to give directions, time)
STREETER: I was wondering if I could buy you a glass of wine?
TORONTOIST: No thank you.
STREETER: You’re good? You’re cool?
TORONTOIST: (Retreating) Um… yeah.
STREETER: Alright Miss, just checking.
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