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Huge Eyesore To Open in 905
Walmart is finally celebrating the delayed launch of their Stouffville Supercentre tomorrow on Highway 48 south of Stouffville Road. The Supercentre is the first of three in Canada, designated “super” because they break from the Walmart tradition of small, unassuming, stores that blend seamlessly into the local community. The new 160,000 square foot Supercentre will have a complete grocery store inside, as well as a drug store, photo lab and the usual variety of plastic crap to fill up every nook and cranny of your home. The store also features LCD screens hanging from the ceiling running commercials, because when you’re out buying stuff, it’s nice to have that little smiley guy encouraging you.
Walmart is being welcomed by excited local residents who will be able to shop for all their consumer wants in one place, and by local small business owners preparing to explore new career opportunities.
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