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Streeter: Everyone Loves a Winners
Heading to Chapters on Bloor (by Yorkville), this Torontoist staffer was shocked to realize that the bookstore had been morphed into a Mega-Winners-HighEnd-Superstore. Upscale and Winners goes together just like a swiss chesse, nutella, and chopped liver sandwich on focaccia bread. Venturing into the shoe section of the store, it was mere moments before we realized that this Winners was full of losers.
Fancy woman to her fancy woman friend:
“Pointy toes! Ucchchghgh! All those middle-class mothers are wearing them now!”