If this green arrow were real it would crush several hundred teenie boppers and a few dozen talentless musicians on Sunday. Sadly, it’s not real. What is very real is the Much Music Video Awards and the resulting noise from screaming adoring fans and traffic confusion from out-of-towners who forgot that MuchMusic actually occupies real space and once a year holds a large award ceremony.
Guests this year include Paris Hilton (and the resulting crowd of Parisites), Tori Spelling (how is she still around?), Elisha Cuthbert, Kardinal Offishall and a long list of bands that Torontoist is too old to have heard of.
Ed Note. Torontoist doesn’t actually condone the crushing of teenie boppers with large arrows or any other object. We do, however, condone discussion of who sucks more: MuchMusic or MTV.