“Internet Virgin” Comes Clean

By Ron Nurwisah, Boy Reporter

“Geoff” our internet virgin has come clean and revealed himself to be Matthew, a no-good internet marketer pulling the wool over the eyes of innocent internet users, blog readers and Toronto Sun readers. Have you no shame Matthew! Think of all those innocent people who you deceived. Now we’ll never be able to trust anything we read on the internet ever again.
Torontoist is going to drown his sorrows by writing to that Nigerian widow whose husband’s money is sadly lost in a Swiss bank account. If you can’t trust a Nigerian widow who can you trust?