Torontoist needed a few tries to understand the hoopla surrounding Spank Rock, but we think we finally get it now. The non-stop Spank Rock dance party worked the crowd at The Horseshoe into a veritable frenzy last night, at least by proud Screwface Capital standards.
As a haiku, the Spank Rock experience might best be summed up as follows:
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
Uhm, ew. What did he just say?
Oh well. Dance, Dance, Dance.
Opener Cadence Weapon took to the stage on-time, which meant that thanks to years of conditoning we missed his set. We’re told people were impressed, though, and we’re looking forward to his next appearance, which can’t be far off since he seems to be lurking around Toronto a lot lately.