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Invite a lemon tart into your home
It’s never been so easy to eat pastry in your underwear. The often surly Portuguese-Canadians at Nova Era Bakery & Pastry will now deliver fresh bread, baked goods, and that delicious coffee right to your doorstep. Plus a free birthday cake on your special day.
Exciting, but what about temperatures, you say? Good question. Because this means adding delivery time to the normal 20 minutes it takes to get a bagel (that’s half an hour if you don’t look Portuguese), and that, according to our numbers, will cool down the coffee temps considerably. But who orders a bagel at a bakery, you say? We do. And sometimes we even ask for non-fat milk just to see the scowl on the face of the cream-pushing coffee servers. Who wouldn’t want to see that face on a Monday morning, you say? Not us. So we’ll probably stick to walking down to the shop to get our tarts and rolls. But that shouldn’t stop you from ordering. In fact, we’re willing to bet that our sweets-loving sports expert, Adrian the Adorable Sports Writer, dialed in an order midway through reading this post.