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Police Leave No Shoe Untied in Bata Robbery
Have you seen this Adam’s apple? This guy, the girl behind him, and two other women are deemed to be “persons of interest” in the case of the missing Bata shoes.
“Persons of interest,” of course, is another way of saying these people are wanted for the theft, but the Toronto Police don’t have enough evidence to put out the APB. Or, you could call them uncharged suspects. Either way, the next time we see this Adam’s apple it will be in police custody. This new and more devious police technique comes to us after the last ploy to catch the shoe buglars didn’t fit.
A tip for the police: Look around the internet long enough and surely these party goers will turn up.