–Bon Jovi’s plane skidded off a Hamilton runway this weekend. Fortunately, everyone is fine, which means it’s ok to make Slippery When Wet jokes.
-No one is making any Slippery When Wet jokes about the horrible accident on the 401 this morning. Be careful out there.
-It’s not exactly a heist of the Louvre, but a jewel-encrusted pair of slippers were swiped from the Bata Shoe Museum.
–Turkey drops charges of “insulting Turkishness” against Orhan Pamuk; NBC drops The West Wing.
-And finally, Cirque du Soleil’s new show so huge they have to rehearse in a airplane hangar.