Election 2006: No Alarms and No Surprises

By Joshua Errett

Taking the surprise out of election surprises:
a) CBC’s Campaign Confedential is a toned-down Warren Kinsella.
b) Blue will be victorious today – The Maple Laughs will finally pull out a W against red Ottawa.
c) And finally, we’ll see the election results mirror the 2004 results, though with the blue and red switched.
Cons – 121, Libs – 101, Dippers – 30, Bloc 56. No indies (not sure about this, sources are saying André Arthur in Portneuf)
d) In another miracle for the Bloc’s May Chiu, Paul Martin will lose his riding. (Had to make this interesting…)