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Streeter: Never Do a Clown a Favour
At the Santa Claus Parade a clown fishes in his pocket for an empty can of silly string.
Clown (to a girl watching the parade from next to a garbage can): Can you throw this out for me please?
Parade-watcher: Sure. (She does).
Clown (as he blasts the girl with silly string from a fresh can): Thanks!