Case Closed on the Dead Mouse Mystery

By Joshua Errett

Looks like our Dead Mouse Investigation Unit has solved another one. The dead mouse we all mourned on Monday was nothing more than a hoax. Resident mouse detective *Alice followed the mouse scenerio for four days, posting it all on Stillepost. She eventually peeped the very rubbery tail we see here. A rubbery tale indeed.
(Except the embarrassed neighbours, who could very well be Stillepost users, might have just replaced the dead mouse with a rubber one to throw us off. Did that not occur to you, dude?)