You can never truly call our city Hollywood North until TIFF rolls into town, bringing with it LA-style personal ads from out-of-town ‘industry’ types, American tourists pretending to be important and self-styled ‘Hollywood producers’ looking to connect with local hotties.
One fellow is looking for:
…a charismatic, sexy, outgoing, funny, intelligent woman or two in my company. i’ll take care of the transportation, drinks and 420, and of course entrance to the parties. you’ll take care of me.
email me with pics and your 5 favorite topics when making meaningless party small talk. make sure you include email, phone #, or msn info so i can contact you with the dates and times.
So if you’re willing to start adopting some LA-style morals, don’t delay, apply today! Don’t forget to send your latest headshots.