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Streeter: Buckfast?
If they weren’t construction workers, they could be cast as construction workers in the upcoming Torontoist biopic (simply entitled “Torontoist”). Overheard on St Clair West, around the breakfast hour, here’s what the two men said:
Construction Worker A: What’re ya getting for breakfast?
Construction Worker B: I don’t know. Something cheap. Like for a couple dollars…ya know?
Construction Worker A: Bro, that’s why there should be a Buckfast around here.
Construction Worker B: Huh?
Construction Worker A: Buckfast. It’s my idea for a breakfast place where everything costs a buck. Buckfast.
Construction Worker B: That’d be awesome. Where’s it gonna be?
Construction Worker A: Haven’t thought about that yet.