Being Late to Being Late

By Sarah Lazarovic

It’s a tree falls in the forest kind of scenario, but is it appropriate to be late to a lecture on being late? Trampoline Hall answers that question with a neoned no. The early bird gets the worm, which in this case might be a plate of cheese nachos and a trio of enlightening lectures. And even if a sophisticated analysis of dog breeding leaves you cold, at least that dry subject is flanked by lectures on lateness and stealing.