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Paris and Britney Park Their Wheels on College
It’s bad enough that they’ve ruined two otherwise cute and fuel-efficient automobiles, but then they had to go and park them smack in the middle of College Street, where walkers by, enjoying a Sunday stroll, had no choice but to gaze upon these blighty monstrosities. They’re part of Red Bull’s student marketeer (read: slave) campaign, an endeavour that invites student ‘energy team’ members to “Build awareness, trial and understanding of Red Bull amongst consumers (on and off campus),” in exchange for a few bucks, and an exceedingly creepy set of wheels. Apparently the Red Bull Mini has been making its way around Toronto, scaring women and children, and leaving Paris and Britney ranting with jealousy. What’s next? Bikini-clad girls driving around in fish tank trucks in the middle of winter? Oh never mind.