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Don’t Drink Milk, Don’t Believe Ann
Late in the day don’ts for your edification!
– Don’t drink Sealtest Chocolate Milk: If it’s 1%, 1 litre and has a February 7th exp. date. Apparently, it has cleaning agent in it, and three GTA residents have taken ill.
– Don’t believe Ann Coulter: Canada did not send forces to Vietnam, despite her protestations to the contrary in this Fifth Estate-via Gawker clip.
– Don’t be a victim of fraud: On this, the first day of Fraud Awareness Month.
– Don’t forget: That the Arcade Fire is on Conan tonight. Maybe he’ll dance like a dodo.