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Val Kilmer Fans Deface City Property
Toronto authorities have officially closed the case on the recent mystery known as the ‘Val Kilmer Tagging Caper.’ Police became concerned after thousands of pictures and tags of Hollywood hot-stuff Val Kilmer were plastered all over the downtown core. After much investigation, it turns out a local band by the name of The Val Kilmer Tagging Caper were responsible for the litany of Kilmer propaganda, and have since agreed to stop. The American actor, best known for roles in The Saint, Top Secret! and Willow, was apparently just a red herring.