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Study: Fast Food Makes People FAT and UGLY
The ever expanding split within the ranks of the unhealthy breaks down as such: On one side, there are the fat people that take the more traditional stance against smoking cigarettes, and then there are the smokers who adhere to anti-fast food activism. Which is worse? Well, a recent study at some place called UCLA (not to be confused with Toronto’s Brit-pop scene, UKULA) proved that fast-food makes people fat and ugly, while smoking just makes people ugly. In fact, both are unhealthy. Would Canadians benefit from less fast food? Of course. Is banning fast food the answer? Probably not. What does Torontoist think? Encourage healthy eating through tax incentives. Does that make sense to you? We can’t be sure. Does anyone have any other ideas? Most likely, but again we can’t be sure. What’s one way a person can express their opinions on fast food politics? Leave a comment.