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Norwalk Strikes Again! (x15)
For those with the dreaded Norwalk virus, the bathroom is converted from a sanctuary of bowel movement bliss to a chamber of excrement hell. Formally known as the Norovirus, this illness causes explosive diarrhea, explosive vomiting, explosive lightheadedness, dizziness and explosive headaches. The virus only takes 10 viral particles to spread, which can infect anyone at anytime in anyplace (generally where people gather). Health experts now estimate that cases of the stomach bug have grown fifteen (15!) times over the past seven years. Norwalk, don’t you think you’ve done enough?