It’s official: Toronto and NBC have broken up. NBC was caught cheating on us with a newly de-taxed New York City. And there are some bigtime issues there; Americans have this destructive love/hate thing with outsourcing, and we don’t even want to deal with it. So fine then, leave. Um, like we even care? We are Hollywood of the North! We don’t need NBC or Conan O’Brien or The Donald. Soon we’ll have a much younger Fox News by our side anyway. Good luck on all your future endeavours NBC, we’re sure you will succeed at whatever you do. Just don’t forget that Eric McCormack is a Torontonian.