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Milked and Bilked
Get ready to be outraged and outpunned: According to the Toronto-based Canadian Restaurant and Foodservice Association, we’re all getting bilked, er, we meant “milked” by greedy dairy providers – check out the “cowculator” to see exactly how much. Naturally, Pizza Pizza is leading the restaurants’ charge since it is, afterall, one of the largest consumers of mozzarella in the country.
And what have the milkmen said in their defence? Well, nothing yet, perhaps because they’ve been too busy doing some whining of their own: 300 dairy farmers in Quebec blockaded an abattoir in an attempt to force the slaughterhouse to beef up its prices. Everybody, please! Stop the cow-plaining!