Good Riddance Vince Carter!

By Adrian the Adorable Sports Writer

There’s cause for celebration tonight: As you read this, the NBA is approving a proposed trade between the Toronto Raptors and the New Jersey Nets that would see the Vince Carter in a different uniform. A Raptor team that has struggled on and off the court this year is having it’s biggest tumor removed as General Manager Rob Babcock worked out a deal that will finally send Vinsanity packing.
Raptor fans have consoled themselves with the belief that this day would finally come after witnessing a dismal start to the season. The trade comes on the heels of a monstrous victory as the team punished the Minnesota Timberwolves at the ACC this past Wednesday night.
In return for Vince, the Nets will be saying their goodbyes to centre Alonzo Mourning, forward Aaron Williams, guard Eric Williams and a pair of first round picks.
The new faces will drastically improve the teams defensive game that has been struggling to contain the league’s top scorers as of late.
And to Vince, Torontoist would like to wish you the worst of luck. You couldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight. We’re sure you’ll look terrific on the Nets’ sideline. Thanks for nothing!