Orifices swiped! Cops not called! But is it theft?

By Paige

How cool is the management at the Drake Hotel? So cool that when $7,000 worth of art described as “a shiny pink post-feminist take on body orifices” is spirited into the night by presumably diabolical thieves, the management effectively says: “Meh. Calling the cops is so last year.” Ah, the highfalutin’ world of big time orifice art.