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No Ipod for Vpod
Toronto Raptors benchwarmer Vince Carter has been reprimanded by league officials on Tuesday for his use of the popular portable audio device known as the ‘Ipod.’ The NBA head offices have decided that Vince can no longer wear or listen to his Ipod while participating in the pre-game warm-up. The ruling comes as a blow for Carter and his special friend the Ipod: “That was my chance to really kind of relax yet focus in. I focus in when I have music on.” Now that the Ipod controversy has subsided, Carter can get back ‘focusing in’ on basketball games, or more importantly, winning basketball games.