MicroCeleb 2005:Mr. Mojo Falling

By Sarah Lazarovic

Hey Val Kilmer, you John Holmes mutherf—er. Hey Iceman, you’re not so hot anymore, are you? First, you were a second-rate Dark Knight. Then you were reduced to playing Willem DeKooning in a Jackson Pollack biopic. And now, now you’re playing Colin Farrell’s father! To add insult to injury, it looks like they wanted Chandler for the part. What would Jim Morrison say about you now?
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we’re born
Into this world we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm