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Ken’s In Jeopardy!
Jeopardy’s longest running automaton comes crashing back to the planet where you cease to win money for being a quiznerd. Yup, rumours (and remember, forced redaction=true!), begun on Kottke, and continued in the Globe and Post, tell us that Ken gets impaled by a tough question on tonight’s show. Ken was on the right track. He just mangled a few key deets. Further proof that those laminated aphorisms that grams so loves to decorate her house with are true. God is in the details. Bring on the next batch of genius grade school science teachers and small town engineer savants!
