Has your dog been banned? Is stooping and scooping beneath you? And isn’t spending so much time socializing outside your species a little creepy? For those well-adjusted few (or those with allergies) DeFo Gallery, has got a deal for you. Currently on sale is a Jeffrey Koons balloon dog straight from Gotham’s MoMA. For $595 you can rescue this one-of-a-kind (the only one in T.O., a DeFo salesman said) cute little critter from the lonely walls of a gallery. Take him home, and there he’ll sit — a non-barking, non-walking, non-shitting pet that your friends will shower with as much attention as they would a Shar-Pei puppy.