The BeefState Visit
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The BeefState Visit

160_cp_ottawa1_20041129.jpg Dubya’s visit deserves a subtitle. And what better title than that four letter word at the heart of humanity. Of course, we refer to BEEF. Dubya will sup on it tonight, and protesters from across the country will air theirs all day. Parrish lost her ability to beef up the liberal caucus, and Paul Martin looks like he could use a little more iron in his diet. It all adds up to one beefy visit. Where’s the Beef? For now, Torontoist provides brief summary of the grade A cuts: 2004_11_18bush.gif
Let us give you our beef.
– Make Beef, Not Missile Defense Shields.
This meal ticket’s a tough get.
Trade Beefs, and Laura and Sheila tour the NAG together. Laura: This Meat Dress is Revolting! Is it Beef?
The RCMP’s got the artillery beef, by which we mean a helluva lot of helicopters and sharpshooters.
Stephen Harper has no beef. He gets a private chat with Bush, while Layton and Duceppe will hafta settle for putting their ears to the door.
– Let us break bread together and forget grievances past.

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