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Clement, looking a little bit like Ben Folds, acted as his own road crew while he set up his elaborate show. When he picked up the guitar, you couldn't help but expect an unoriginal Adam Sandler type tune or a song about a breakup gone awry, but oh no, no way, nuh-uh, that's not Clement. Instead, he belted out a gem about getting it on with one conjoined twin, while the other one hangs dead off of her chin and you're all like "whoa, whoa, whoa! That's not The Hanukkah Song at all... that's awesome!"

These two drunks are standing on the corner, looking up at the sky. One of the drunks says, "Hey look, it's the sun!" The other one says, "No, you drunk. That's the moon!" They continue to argue until a guy walks by. "Hey mister! Can you settle this argument for us?" The drunk then points to the sun/moon and says, "Is that the sun, or the moon?" The guy looks up and says, "I don't know, I'm not from this neighbourhood."