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Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'valkilmer'

April 18, 2005

- A Daily Showesque pop culture news show produced by the Comedy Network and starring the frighteningly-named Elvira Kurt has apparently been on the air for a few weeks. But if you don't have a television you can just go watch a nightly taping at the Toronto Film Studios. - Dopefiend.ca is a new TO site that promises to be "your style joint." Nice design, an inaugural interview with magic pony, and more on the......

Continue Reading "Elvira, Dopefiend and Other New Things"

March 23, 2005

We've speculated on the identity of the Val Kilmer street artist in the past, but now it seems all our curiousity will be sated by Artlab. Next week, the art consortium known as Val Kilmer and Mr. Brown will put on a week-long mixed media show at the gallery, called Mr. Brown Vs Val Kilmer. It's going to be "equal parts humour, and raw eye-grabbing mystery," say the curators. Mostly, it'll explain the inspiration behind......

Continue Reading "See the Punches in Slow Motion"

January 6, 2005

Toronto authorities have officially closed the case on the recent mystery known as the 'Val Kilmer Tagging Caper.' Police became concerned after thousands of pictures and tags of Hollywood hot-stuff Val Kilmer were plastered all over the downtown core. After much investigation, it turns out a local band by the name of The Val Kilmer Tagging Caper were responsible for the litany of Kilmer propaganda, and have since agreed to stop. The American actor,......

Continue Reading "Val Kilmer Fans Deface City Property"

November 28, 2004

Remember when Val Kilmer was a Top Gun actor? Quentin Tarantino even wrote hip pop-culture dialogue about his character. Well Iceman, you're not so hot anymore. Maybe it started with your second-rate Batman (although George Clooney seems to have recovered just fine.) Or perhaps it was when you chose to play William DeKooning to the far more interesting Jackson Pollack (specious Toronto segue: The AGO presents Willem de Kooning: A Painters Painter. The lecture is......

Continue Reading "Mr. Mojo Falling"

November 28, 2004

Hey Val Kilmer, you John Holmes mutherf---er. Hey Iceman, you're not so hot anymore, are you? First, you were a second-rate Dark Knight. Then you were reduced to playing Willem DeKooning in a Jackson Pollack biopic. And now, now you're playing Colin Farrell's father! To add insult to injury, it looks like they wanted Chandler for the part. What would Jim Morrison say about you now? Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Into......

Continue Reading "MicroCeleb 2005:Mr. Mojo Falling"

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