We've never seen a soul enter or exit the Metro Theatre. It's dusty exterior has remained the same, day in and day out, as Little Seoul passes it by uninterested. But what's with the seventies-era instant coffee machine chained to the blue picture theatre's facade? Do the phantoms that haunt the place really need a jolt of circa seventy sanka before watching whatever's on offer? We've long been curious about the coffee machine? Did......

shebang, Toronto's hardest-working all girl breakdance troupe, throws its annual break and enter competition this Saturday, where teams compete for cash money and the title Best 4 on 4 crew or Best Bonnie & Clyde. The Saturday battle, 'one of Canada's biggest b-boy/girl' throwdowns, gets started at 5 pm at the Gallery (299 Queen Street East). DJs Dalia, Fase and Ted Dancin' will be on hand, and there will be live graffiti as well.......

At least that's one plausible showdown if TO's media choose to pick up the gauntlet thrown down by the CTV CanIdol machine. Tired of all the talking head hot air, CTV is asking those press persons who think it's easy to croon badly before millions of Canadians (and then watch your album tank, and then appear as an extra in a low budget Canflick starring a talking beaver) vie for the title 'Media Idol' in......