Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'thetories'
March 14, 2008
NDP charges Liberals "deceptive" over nuclear energy plans. Apparently the nuclear energy commitments the provincial government has made require almost four times the nuclear energy generation capability that their promised plant could deliver, unless the plant itself was four times larger than the Darlington plant. This is all part of the current clever government plan to get ahead of everybody else and be massively involved in the next energy crisis when the world runs out......
Continue Reading "More Nukes For Ontario, More Afghanistan For Canada, More Money For Municipalities"February 15, 2008
TTC promises more buses, new routes, candy. Okay, they're not promising candy, but over the next year there will be gradual extra service along all of the TTC's major routes to lessen the impact of crowding. In 2009: possibly we get candy. Speaking of the TTC, Dalton McGuinty wants to bring it under provincial control as part of the Metrolinx regional transportation authority. Bypassing the fact that "Metrolinx" is a terrible, terrible name for......
Continue Reading "TTC Expands Service, Sikh Doesn't Want To Wear Helmet, and the Leafs Get Smacked Around"January 31, 2008
Provincial Conservative leader John Tory, battling to stay employed in the face of disaffected fellow partiers who want to hold a leadership review next month, says in a letter on his website that he has travelled the province listening to members and coming up with ideas to address their concerns. The Tories are lucky; a leader who also had a job as an MPP probably wouldn't have time for stuff like that. Provincial education......
Continue Reading "Tory Pleads Relevance, Afri-School Not Special, U.S. Contenders Dropping Like Flies"October 5, 2007
Mark Carney has been named the new governor of the Bank of Canada, which oversees the nation's monetary policy. Carney is currently the senior associate deputy minister of finance, a job for which they probably don't use the acronym SAD minister of finance, even though it would be funny. Federal Conservative organizers have been told to get their motors running and prepare to get out on the highway, with a federal election possible as......
Continue Reading "Hello, Guv'nor, Another Damn Election, Ontario Change-Averse"September 18, 2007
J. K. Rowling to come to Toronto on her reading tour. It's her only Canadian stop, so expect an audience that is 30 percent younger readers and 70 percent aging, obsessive fanboys and fangirls, most desperately wanting an explanation as to why Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were not revealed to be secret gay lovers. By-elections happen, Liberals get trounced big-time. The NDP won Outremont—their second seat ever in Quebec, and the first time the......
Continue Reading "J. K. Rowling Is Coming, Liberals Take A Pounding, Frank Thomas Delivers A Pounding"February 13, 2007
North Korea agrees to shut down its main nuclear reactor and "eventually" shut down its nuclear weapons program. In exchange for a million tons of fuel oil, of course, but frankly nobody so far has come up with a better plan regarding North Korea than "keep bribing them to do nothing," so it boils down to a no-score win. Opposition parties charge that the Tories are stacking judgeship selection committees with conservative partisans to drive......
Continue Reading "North Korea Gives It Up, Fox Threatens To Not Give It Up, And Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow"January 22, 2007
Robert William Pickton's murder trial begins today. Now, Torontoist believes firmly in every man's right to be deemed inoocent before proven guilty and hopes Pickton gets a fair and impartial trial. That having been said...doesn't the guy look like a serial killer? If you were casting a movie and had a role named "Mangy Serial Killer," would this guy not instantly get a callback after his audition based on looks alone? The Tories have announced......
Continue Reading "Pickton's On Trial, York Tutoring On Trial, Gang Robs Flea Market, Horses To Battle Bears"November 30, 2006
The Tories are taking a chainsaw to Status of Women Canada, closing three-quarters of the organization's regional offices, including Toronto's. Heritage Minister Bev Oda insisted that the budget cuts and office closings will streamline the department and make it more efficient. Just like a business! Because government should be run like a business! In other comedy news, the Liberal leadership convention started yesterday. Given the choice between Michael Ignatieff, Bob Rae, Gerard Kennedy and......
Continue Reading "Women Get The Axe, Liberals Get the Hacks, and Raps Just Can't Relax"