Results tagged “taintedmeat”

The Democratic party officially nominated Barack Obama as their candidate last night, which is news in the way that New Year's Day is news, except that at the Democratic National Convention nobody was visibly hung over or wondering what, exactly, they did with their underwear and where it went. Well, actually Bill Clinton was there, so maybe that's not entirely true.

The listeria-tainted meat recall grows even bigger as the pre-made sandwiches available at Mac's Milk stores are now under suspicion. This seems suspicious to Torontoist, seeing as how the sandwiches at Mac's are clearly made out of plastic. Meanwhile, over a dozen deaths are linked to the outbreak, and your hippie cousin called you up and said "I told you this is what happens when you don't let the animals roam free, man. Hey, do you have any weed?"

David Miller and David Cronenberg will be present today for the opening of Filmport, the new high-end film production facility that's ready to go just as Toronto's film industry collapses under the weight of a high-value loonie. On the bright side, if nobody wants to use Filmport, it can hold millions and millions of sport coats.