Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'startrek'
April 14, 2008
Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.......
Continue Reading "Televisualist: Nanni, Myths, and Debate Tiffs"April 7, 2008
Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.......
Continue Reading "Televisualist: Idol's Night and "Inner Light""February 5, 2008
Have you been looking around for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that special someone? Nothing says "I love you" like tickets to Star Trek: The Music. Yesterday, the Toronto Symphony Orchestra announced that their 2007/2008 season finale would be a performance of music from everyone's favourite sci-fi series (Battlestar Galactica be damned!). On June 20 & 21, the TSO will play a medley of Star Trek themes with conductor Erich Kunzel, and hosts......
Continue Reading "TSO Trek"January 17, 2008
That’s right! Ontario Power Generation, that ever-so-lovable corporation owned by the Government of Ontario (responsible, according to their Wikipedia page, for 70% of Ontario’s electricity) are being forced to change their name by Prince, after he noticed that “Ontario Power Generation” (founded in 1999) is suspiciously close to the name of his backing band, the New Power Generation Or! We’re lying, and it’s in fact Ontario Power Generation, the local band (unrelated to Prince or......
Continue Reading "Ontario Power Generation Are No More"November 23, 2007
It’s an exciting time to get sick in Brampton. With the opening of the highly hyped Brampton Civic Hospital, Canada’s first “superhospital,” people living in the Peel Region can go through dialysis, give birth, and get a biopsy (though hopefully not all at once) with greater ease and comfort than before. What makes this place so special? According to Gillian Williams McClean, the Director of Communications and Marketing, this is the most technologically integrated......
Continue Reading "It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's Superhospital!"November 20, 2007
Some Canadian cattle will now be allowed into the United States following a 4-year ban in the wake of several cases of "mad cow" disease. American Homeland Security regulations will still require that any bovines wishing to cross the border carry a valid passport. The latest UN report on climate change says that global disaster is a safe bet if we don't change our carbon-emitting ways by 2012. It's all good for Canadians though, as......
Continue Reading "Cows Crossing, Climate Collapsing, Condo, Condo, Condo"November 13, 2007
We don’t tend to post too often about video games here at Torontoist, what with basically the entire rest of the internet being devoted to it (well, that and anthropomorphic Star Trek slash fiction), but we do like to make special note when some pleasant news of local interest comes up, such as Toronto as a Half Life mod or the Toronto Indie Game Jam (Which we, er, forgot to mention this year. Our......
Continue Reading "Rock Banned"July 18, 2007
Donald Trump's Toronto hotel will only be 57 storeys, rather than 70. Experts explain that this is because Donald Trump's penis is smaller than previously believed. (Extra hilarity from The Donald's spokesperson: "The more residents we had, the more the elevators were going to be used and that wasn't what we wanted in an exclusive building like the Trump." Yes. Pity the poor, poor elevators. You have to know that Donald Trump worries about the......
Continue Reading "Trump's Tower Will Tower Less, City Orders Spending Cuts, And We Apologize For Running Out Of Conrad Black Gags"July 6, 2006
Formerly known as Toronto Trek, TT20 is coming to town this weekend, celebrating the sci-fi and sci-fi-esque genres. This year is extra-special as it will serve as a venue for Star Trek's 40th Anniversary. Slated to make appearances this year are Star Trek's Mr. Sulu (George Takei), Lost crazy French Woman Rousseau (Mira Furlan), WiccaDyke Tara from Buffy (Amber Bensen), Tom Zarek from Battlestar Galactica (Richard Hatch), and many more. There will be a......
Continue Reading "Not Your Mother's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con"May 1, 2006
Houstonist reports on cross-dressing thieves and undressing educators this week. A Peeping Tom defends himself with a papaya and an outraged onlooker asks Ken Lay, "TATER TOTS OR FRIES?" Also, FEMA wants it's money back. LAist are a bug bunch of geeks. They're Star Trek geeks, David Duchovny geeks and Frank Gehry geeks. During their Cochella preview their readers reveal themselves to be Depeche Mode geeks. Seattlest saw their basketball team preparing to leave for......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-A-Verse"July 28, 2005
December 31, 2004
Just when you got in the habit of writing 2004 on your rent cheques, it’s all about to change. A new year of gadgets and tech advances is upon us. 2004 was the year tech went cool. The family geek, once the outcast, became the gify consultant, dispensed software recommendations and set up your printer. Electronics were the hit of the Christmas shopping season. In 2004, you didn’t give a date your phone number, you......
Continue Reading "The Year in Tech: 2004"
