It's hard out there for a scenester these days. So many parties, so many DJs, so many Next Big Things... and so few brain cells to spare. We all know how important it is to like the right stuff, but between finding hot new ways to wear neon headgear (hint: there aren't any) and figuring out which prescription drugs don't mix, who has the mental energy to figure what exactly that stuff is? That's why......

Torontoist is one of fourteen cities in the worldwide Gothamist network. Once a week, the editors of each site—from LAist to Londonist—compile some of their most interesting posts into a brief blurb. It's Elsewhere In The Ist-A-Verse, and it appears, across the network, every Sunday. Austinist attended a town hall meeting about proposed noise ordinances that could undermine the city's future as the Live Music Capital of the World, and lamented the possible loss of......

Move over Red Bull there's a new energy drink on the market, and with the Toronto skyline emblazoned on each can Skyline has local pride as a selling point. The drink is a "healthy, lightly-carbonated Premium Beverage designed as a great tasting alternative choice as a source of energy. Possessing a tropical berry flavor, its unique colour gives it a smooth neon-red glow." It has guarana, royal jelly, maca root and ginseng extract. Best of......

Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for? Austinist was in an entertainment state of mind as they covered the dickens out of the Austin Film Festival, depicted all the Big 12 football coaches as South Park characters, and interviewed Jose Gonzalez. Chicagoist talked about the passion as they bid adieu to Bell......

Everyone recovered from V-Fest yet? No? What's wrong with you? Better take your vitamins and Red Bull then, because there's a lot going on this week. Notably, Ms. Emily Haines will be playing four (that's right, 4!) shows in a span of three days (incl. V-Fest), so if you think you're tired... If this isn't enough music for one week and you know of other shows, as always, we want to hear about it......

Yeah, OK, so the sponsor’s name precedes the name of the event, the website is klunky, there’s a disheartening absence of b-girls in the lineup of dancers, and the strict no-photos rule screams cheesy-DVD-release-TBA, but where else in Toronto, besides the (Red Bull) King Of The Ring, are you going to see this much b-boying this Sunday? It’s a one-on-one battle-- 20 pan-Canadian b-boys and 20 American b-boys compete for a dorky WWE-style championship belt......

Some cram for exams and stay up all night drinking Red Bull writing essays. Art school kids have to get their stuff together and do thesis shows. Like Memoranda, the U of T Fine Arts thesis show opening tommorow night 8 pm at 30 St. Clair West (running until the 15th). There's also Descry, the Ryerson Image Arts student show at the Steamwhistle gallery until the end of the month. We'll keep our ear to......

It's bad enough that they've ruined two otherwise cute and fuel-efficient automobiles, but then they had to go and park them smack in the middle of College Street, where walkers by, enjoying a Sunday stroll, had no choice but to gaze upon these blighty monstrosities. They're part of Red Bull's student marketeer (read: slave) campaign, an endeavour that invites student 'energy team' members to "Build awareness, trial and understanding of Red Bull amongst consumers (on......