- Busy week at City Hall. - A poll reveals that very few people are affected by the CBC lockout. Ah, but was this poll conducted by Ralph Benmergui? - Glen Murray gives the TTC the Go Fug Yourself Treatment. He's big on the "geography of here." Fine, fine we say, so long as you don't mess with the typography, Glen. - Lazy TOist contributor J Kelly weighs in on something or other involving......

Incongruous things are afoot in this town. Parking tickets are down and Ralph Benmergui is up! It must be Spring! Here are the links: - Gene Wilder will be interviewed by Jazz FM nasal nebbish Ralph Benmergui on Tuesday. Wilder's new book is Kiss Me Like a Stranger, and he'll tout it at the Bloor Cinema tomorrow at 8. - Parking ticket totals will go down this year, and Toronto Police Supt. Gary Ellis says......

Perhaps you've seen those sneaky ads for Virgin Mobile on the subway lately? You know, the ones that masquerade as public service ads about STDs and implore you to visit www.curethecatch.ca? Well, Catch 23 has absolutely nothing to do with those irritating advertisements! No siree, Catch 23 is a weekly improv competition that takes place at Clinton's Tavern (corner of Clinton and Bloor) every Monday night. This week is an extra-special one for the funnymen......