It was dark, there were naked ladies on the screen, and we couldn’t get Avenue Q’s "The Internet is for Porn" out of our head. We were supposed to be covering Good For Her's Feminist Porn Awards, but everything—in our infantile mind, that is—was coming up dirty, singing pseudo-Muppets.

If there's anything Jesus loves more than flattery, it's porn stars. Well, technically, Jesus loves everyone—even those little teenage tramps and their
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