Queen Elizabeth II––who you will recall is our Head of State and yet still won't pony up to fix the TTC ––- has had her annual Christmas address posted on YouTube this year. The 81-year-old monarch gives a dignified formal message about her thoughts on the past year and hopes for the future before stripping to bra and panties and lip-syncing to Nellie Furtado's "Promiscuous." Stephen Harper made a perplexing statement on immigration, suggesting......

Some residents of the Beach have threatened a legal injunction to stop a local church from housing 12 homeless people one night a week. Merry Christmas to you too, folks… Investigators say that the fire which destroyed Sassafraz restaurant in Yorkville was a caused by a cooking accident. Local sushi restaurant owners are nodding smugly. The Globe and Mail reports that some 850 wanted criminals are at large in Canada, having either escaped from......

Merry Christmas and Joyous Jews' Night Out, y'all! Best wishes from Povertyville for a peaceful and relaxing holiday!......