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February 7, 2008

It's snowing again! This gives Torontoist yet another opportunity to bust out a pretty picture of streets clogged with snow, and it gives the rest of Canada the opportunity to go, "Hey, how come those Toronto folks can't deal with a little snow ha ha ha don't they have plows?" Then we say, "No, we don't have enough plows, fuckers, because it turns out everybody else is entirely happy to suck money off us......

Continue Reading "More Snow Than Expected, More Money Than Expected, More Shaq News Than Expected"

August 8, 2007

Taking a page from David Miller's Big Book of Intergovernmental Panhandling, Dalton McGuinty is complaining that Ontario is going to need a hot cash injection from the Feds if we're going to get those manufacturing jobs back from Bangladesh. Q: What do you get when you have an NDP mayor, a Liberal Premier, and a Tory Prime Minister? A: If you pay taxes in Toronto, pretty much nothing! In related "news," New York Governor......

Continue Reading "McGuinty Sings the Down and Out Blues, Baby Einstein Actually Stupid, Sassafraz To Make TIFF Comeback "

July 27, 2007

This week Torontoist decided to work out for itself exactly when The Simpsons was good. Because it’s just been so long, so depressingly long, since we’ve seen a episode that didn’t make us want to open a vein. Seriously. Using the powers of science (well, Wikipedia) we’ve decided it was good between seasons three and ten, peaking in (roughly) season seven. So there, done and dusted. Turns out we’re actually quite forgiving here compared to......

Continue Reading "Film Friday: "Nobody Ever Says Italy.""

May 12, 2006

Our regular Film Friday writer Mathew Kumar is absent so I'll be filling in for his very big (size 13, right Mathew?) shoes. We're still not sure why anyone would remake 1972's the Poseidon Adventure, but they gone and done it. Director Wolfgang Petersen must really making movies with a lot of water in it and we agree with Now in thinking that it's way too soon for a movie with big waves. Insensitive Holywood......

Continue Reading "Film Fridays: Poseidon Sinks Lohan, Gay Films Coming Soon and Films From Your Phone"

December 2, 2005

"My album's like walking a dog, because you should get fined if you don't pick the shit up" - Juelz Santana Whether he's throwing down on the mixtape circuit, draping himself in an American flag, or just grinding with Lindsay Lohan on the Tonight Show, Juelz Santana has got to be one of rap's most intriguing personas. Embrace his eccentricities or not (Pitchfork calls him "functionally retarded"), Mr Santana represents a new force in......

Continue Reading "Get Set To Dip with Juelz Santana"

March 3, 2005

Torontoist will attempt to put the current state of Canadian-US foreign relations into perspective. As earlier reported, Canada’s refusal to participate in the President’s Missile Defense Shield, has led to a variety of fallouts - leaving the situation in a bit of disarray. In the classic movie Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan plays the role of Cady Heron, a home-schooled foreigner who arrives at her new California public school and finds out that teenage life is......

Continue Reading "The Adorable Files: Lohan, Missiles, Good Metaphor"

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