Photograph of Rick Santorum conceding defeat with his family by Gene J. Puskar/AP The -ists this week had politics on the brain. And what goes better with politics? Partying-- that's two great tastes in one. Oh, and Kevin Federline...can't forget about Kevin Federline. That's three great tastes in one. -Bostonist discussed two big state issues-- what sort of math constitutes a marriage and what kind of alcohol can be sold in most grocery stores.......

Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for? Austinist was in an entertainment state of mind as they covered the dickens out of the Austin Film Festival, depicted all the Big 12 football coaches as South Park characters, and interviewed Jose Gonzalez. Chicagoist talked about the passion as they bid adieu to Bell......

You silly meat puppets can talk and talk all you want about media mergers and newsroom amalgamations and we laugh from the electronic ether. You swiftly fell in love with our IBM clickety keyboards and Choplifter on the Commodore 64, but your worship of Usenet porn and aesthetic acceptance of MySpace proves the rabble can't be trusted. The dawn of our rule is nigh. Sadly, one of your skinlings broadcast our latest arrangement to write......