In the wake of TIFF celebritymania, it's hard to imagine any Torontonian giving a Big Name the cold shoulder. But The New York Daily News reports that chef Guy Rubino of Rain threatened to kick Nelly Furtado and her entourage out of the elite pan-Asian fusion restaurant after her manager got uppity in the kitchen.
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Thanks to AEG Live, the same great people who gave us Justin Timberlake tickets to give away in April, we have yet another American cultural phenomenon looking to invade Canada: So You Think You Can Dance.
One week and one-hundred-and-sixty-seven entries later, our Justin Timberlake contest has mercifully ended. Congratulations to our winners, Michelle Hollywell and Sonya Barnett! They'll each get a pair of tickets to Timberlake's August 20 concert at the ACC.
In addition to providing a name and e-mail address, we asked submitters to rename Timberlake's "Dick in a Box" SNL skit to any combination of Body Part (in a) Noun. While we got a lot of great entries to our challenge (most, unsurprisingly, involving genitals), some stood out above others. Here are our favourite submissions. Non sequiturs and offensiveness clearly win us over easily, and to these entrants we extend an honourable mention—and to our readers we extend our apologies in advance for any offense taken.
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Frenulum in a Kitten - Kate Dickson Uterus in a Drawer - Sarah Varley Spleen in Another Spleen - Patrick Wilkins Hand in an Alligator - Roxanne Ignatius | Head in a Lion - Gilles Losier Womb in a Dumpster - Jenny Sampirisi Arm in a Rottweiler - Chrid McGregor Cankle in a Mailbox - Tim Singleton | Toe in a Cat - Arianne Beauchamp Arm in a House - Mr Toronto (yes, that Mr. Toronto) Gullet in a Stranglehold - Heather Timm Placenta in a Bag - Adam Mohammed |
With all that went down this week, we thought we thought we'd cheer everyone up by giving everyone a double dose of dogs.
Justin Timberlake.

Newsstand: November 9, 2009
