Remember when Val Kilmer was a Top Gun actor? Quentin Tarantino even wrote hip pop-culture dialogue about his character. Well Iceman, you're not so hot anymore. Maybe it started with your second-rate Batman (although George Clooney seems to have recovered just fine.) Or perhaps it was when you chose to play William DeKooning to the far more interesting Jackson Pollack (specious Toronto segue: The AGO presents Willem de Kooning: A Painters Painter. The lecture is......

Hey Val Kilmer, you John Holmes mutherf---er. Hey Iceman, you're not so hot anymore, are you? First, you were a second-rate Dark Knight. Then you were reduced to playing Willem DeKooning in a Jackson Pollack biopic. And now, now you're playing Colin Farrell's father! To add insult to injury, it looks like they wanted Chandler for the part. What would Jim Morrison say about you now? Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Into......