Mayor David Miller has already named deputy city manager Joe Pennachetti as the favoured replacement for city manager Shirley Hoy, who tendered her resignation yesterday. Torontoist can't find anything funny about this story and is actively soliciting suggestions for jokes. Any contributions which include the phrase "stop calling me Shirley" will be automatically disqualified. Workers at the soon-to-be-closed GM truck plant in Oshawa are being offered a variety of incentives to ease them towards......