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Remember that time when you went to Toronto’s Alternative Arts & Fashion Week [FAT], got distracted by shiny things on the Fermenting Cellar’s floor, cupped a clammy hand over your mouth when a bare-breasted model flapped her way along the catwalk, cracked too many [FAT] jokes to too many people you didn’t know, and ultimately gave up all hope of ever becoming a fashion industry insider? No? Well, there’s no time like the present time for a vicarious trip down memory lane.

At five minutes to 10 p.m. tonight, we'll hear the following words: "Ladies and gentlemen. Please clear the runway and take your seats. The show is about to begin." And sure, those words might be in our heads, burned there by so many megaphone announcements in the tents. But we'll hear them and be a tiny bit more excited, even if none of it is real—just reality.