Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'homelandsecurity'
January 18, 2008
Ottawa to introduce new fuel economy standards. They will be "at least" as stringent as American fuel economy standards. In response, David Suzuki blew upon a party horn sarcastically and waved a tiny flag, his derision apparent to all and sundry. Bobby Fischer dies at 64. The former world chess champion was famous for beating the Russians, and for being quite possibly fairly insane, which inspired the nifty little film Searching For Bobby Fischer.......
Continue Reading "Higher Fuel Standards, RIP Bobby Fischer, Ryerson Expands"November 20, 2007
Some Canadian cattle will now be allowed into the United States following a 4-year ban in the wake of several cases of "mad cow" disease. American Homeland Security regulations will still require that any bovines wishing to cross the border carry a valid passport. The latest UN report on climate change says that global disaster is a safe bet if we don't change our carbon-emitting ways by 2012. It's all good for Canadians though, as......
Continue Reading "Cows Crossing, Climate Collapsing, Condo, Condo, Condo"October 29, 2007
Scandinavian Airlines says that they will permanently ground their fleet of Canadian-made Bombardier Q400 turboprops following three accidents involving problems with landing gear. In response, Bombardier will no longer market the plane as the Q400 Skid. The Dalai Lama is in Ottawa, where he will spend three days meeting with Tibetan exiles and politicians. The world's cutest religious leader said during a speech that war is obsolete, noting, "We all come from our mother's......
Continue Reading "Planes Grounded, DL To Meet PM, World Series Mercifully Short "July 26, 2007
Toronto police chief says it's not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to the police force. Also, the garbage commissioner says it's not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to public sanitation and the head of Parks and Rec says it's not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to public lawnmowing. Cast finalized for Dirty Dancing, the musical. Very soon, Torontonians will thrill to performances......
Continue Reading "Top Cop Says Less Cops Bad Idea, Fish Heads Are Deadly Weapons, And Hooray For People Named "Singh""March 25, 2007
It seems like, all across the network, folks were up to no good. Maybe it was all the green beer from last weekend... Gothamist spent the week writing about New Yorkers behaving badly: at the post office, at the Garden, and at the fertility clinic. Calvin Klein may not be misbehaving, but he's just a little dirty, and in a completely different way than some NYC kitchens. SFist had its share of misbehave-rs, too, like......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere In The Ist-A-Verse"January 7, 2007
Sunday. Usually, a quiet, contemplative day in the Blogosphere. But not here in the Ist-a-Verse. Nonono! Just look below and see all of the wild and crazy stuff our staffs are up to. In Austin, bands are beginning to confirm for SXSW and the rumor mill is up and running. Good thing, too, because we all know how much Austinites love live performances. Austin also found itself in the national spotlight, with Longhorn Legend......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere In The Ist-A-Verse"October 17, 2006
Yesterday, the first in a series of public meetings with the United States Coast Guard resulted in the suspention of live-fire machine gun drills on the Great Lakes until greater safety and environmental inquiries are made. The live-fire drills have been operating on all five lakes since January, only recently gaining public attention and inciting outrage in the recreational boating, fishing and cottaging communities. The U.S. Coast Guard, a division of the Department of......
Continue Reading "Machine Gun Drills On Great Lakes Put On Hold"March 21, 2005
What colour alert is this? United States Homeland Security is cracking down on blogger threats - or at least business and technology bloggers. Customs officials detained, strip searched, and ultimately refused entry to Toronto blogger Jeremy Wright before a flight to New York City last Wednesday. Tough U.S. customs questioned Wright for almost three hours, causing him to miss his flight. Officials apparently did not recognize 'pro-blogging' as a career (perhaps they read the eye......
Continue Reading "Almost Crimes (Pearson Blogging Detainment Mix)"