Abuse, dancing, destruction, disappointment, death and Laffy Taffy, in that order: 8 year-olds, dude. The soooper-annoying Keith's Scottish guy is up on child porn charges - including pictures of infants. SNL goes Narnia Rap Redux with a new viral video. Or at least an attempt. Meanwhile, eye writes about Queen Street Man this week. We just wrote that so we could write this: New look, new OUTlook. Spitz destroys Destroyer. Indie-rock cheerleader Helen Spitzer breaks......

Lazy is a relative term. And more than one of our relatives are lazy. But Helen Spitzer's CleverLazy isn't all that 'lazy' - but moreso 'on a different schedule.' Every six days - either staggered this way on purpose or like our own podcast segment (random) - Spitz rolls out a radioshow-cum-podcast like none other. Last week was mellow affair including Bell Orchestre, Final Fantasy and Alien8's Shalabie Effect. The better part of the Spitz......

Whatever shall we do now that the CBC is on strike? It’s not enough to fill the projected 6-week work stoppage, but here we’ve collected a few suggestions: First, to ease the pain: Helen Spitzer, god of CFRU, points us to a band of CBC enthusiasts called Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs. You could become a regionalized Death Cab For Cutie. Get a band together and have your music featured on the Canadianized O.C.-show called......