Alanis Morissette has done the impossible and turned the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" into a legitimately good song. Sure, we may be the last people in the universe to write about this (the video was uploaded just yesterday, and it's already been featured everywhere from Perez to Pitchfork), but we can't get over how much better her rendition is. It's still not the greatest song in the universe, but Morissette does an admirable job......

-Misuse of the phrase "begging the question" doesn't rankle us quite as much as, say, "irregardless", but that's not saying much because that shit pisses us off something fierce. Anyway, this clarification does our heart good, and makes us think fondly back on grade 12 philosophy, where we learned all about logical fallacies (hi, Mr. Wilson!). -Stephanie Chapu becomes the first Canadian to sign up for post-mortem plastination and explains why to the Star. -Drew......

The Grey Cup half-time show must have deeply affected the Prime Minister, as he quoted lead singer Fergie yesterday to kick off a re-election campaign. Martin, not known for this level of exhuberance, took the chorus from the Black Eyed Peas "Let's Get It Started" when he exhuberantly exclaimed, "Let's Get Start [It] Started" before a wild crowd of Liberals and Liberal-supporters. Martin was present for the controversial half-time performance, which featured booty-bass driven "My......