"My friends, my fellow mushrooms....For all of our lives they've been keeping us in the dark! They've been feeding us bullshit!" A political career was born earlier this week, and it belongs to one Marvin Mushroom. Marvin proved himself a fearsome candidate: quick-witted, righteously indignant, born speech-maker. Marvin was campaigning, of course, for mushrooms to feature prominently on the assembled voters' pizza, and he drew a hearty round of applause after making his case.
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Newsstand: November 23, 2009